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笑话一则,应该能看懂吧

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"




The girl replied: "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 笑话一则,应该能看懂吧

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"




    The girl replied: "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
    • 够闹心的,快告我她说啥了!
      • The girl replied: "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
        • I wouldn't mind though I am straight.
          • As long as you are happy and gay.
    • PM, please. (我苯, 猜不着, 想知道)
      • 异装癖,变性人。CD, TRANS。。。