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多谢兄台，再献一则。

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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how her relationship with her mother is improving.
I. The 2 Chinese men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Chinese woman.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 爱车一族 / 各位早，先谢过，请帮忙查一下，JT2VV22F0K0047433，内现笑话一则，希望开心。 -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 {2408} (#484719@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛> Last week we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed
    > that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt
    > pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when
    > the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a
    > spoon in his shirt pocket. I then looked around the room and saw that
    > all the staff had spoons in their pocket.
    >
    > When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked: "Why the spoon?
    >
    > "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson
    > Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our
    > processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they
    > concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often
    > than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of
    > approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is
    > prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of
    > trips back to the kitchen and save 1.5 man-hours per shift. As luck
    > would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with
    > his spare spoon. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen
    > instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."
    >
    > I was rather impressed.
    >
    > The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I
    > then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the
    > waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the
    > same string hanging from their flys'. My curiosity got the better of
    > me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter "Excuse me, but can
    > you tell me why you have that string right there?"
    >
    > "Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as
    > observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned, also found out
    > that we can save time in the restroom."
    >
    > "How so?"
    >
    > "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know ...
    > we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way
    > eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the
    > restroom by 76.39 percent."
    >
    > "Okay, that makes sense, but... if the string helps you get it out,
    > how do you put it back in?"
    >
    > "Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know
    > about the others, but I use the spoon."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 我举！！ -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 (#484737@0)
    • I think they should use forks....for puting it back........... -dreamingpig(Dreamingpig); 2002-4-27 (#484742@0)
      • how about knife? -hearts(hearts); 2002-4-27 (#484765@0)
    • 再举！ -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 (#484756@0)
    • 三举！！ -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 (#484787@0)
      • You could post your request at www.wenxuecity.com. If this vehicle doesn't belong to Ontario, maybe you could get some records. -ca010406(shasha); 2002-4-27 (#484793@0)
        • unfortunately, it was in toronto, at least for the last year. -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 (#484799@0)
    • 呼叫苯苯和旦旦，是不是天气好去HIGHPARK了，帮忙，查一下车史。 -takeoff(again); 2002-4-27 (#484794@0)
    • see inside -tomjinfei(恨我不聪); 2002-4-27 {6977} (#485464@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛VIN: JT2VV22F0K0047433
      Year/Make/Model: 1989 TOYOTA CAMRY LE

      Body Style: SEDAN 4 DR
      Engine: 2.5L V6 EFI
      Fuel: GASOLINE
      Driveline: FRONT WHEEL DRIVE
      Carburetion: FUEL INJECTED
      Cylinders: 6
      Manufactured in: JAPAN



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      05/14/2001 Ontario
      Ministry of Transportation
      Greater Toronto Area
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      27.Apr.2002 18:49:42更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • 多谢兄台，再献一则。 -takeoff(again); 2002-4-28 {1427} (#486622@0)
        本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere

        A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
        B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
        C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
        D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
        E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
        F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
        G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
        H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
        I. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

        One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

        A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
        B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
        C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
        D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
        E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
        F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
        H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how her relationship with her mother is improving.
        I. The 2 Chinese men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Chinese woman.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
        • hehe!u r welcome! -tomjinfei(恨我不聪); 2002-4-28 (#487041@0)

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