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I have a Laid off Microsoft Tech Support Person as My Waiter...

edwinsheng(Ed)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Patron: Waiter!
>
> Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
>
> Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
>
> Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
>
> Patron: No, it's still there.
>
> Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with
a
> fork instead.
>
> Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
>
> Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
>
> Patron: A SOUP bowl!
>
> Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?
>
> Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
>
> Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
>
> Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
>
> Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
>
> Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
>
> Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
>
> Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
>
> Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
>
> Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
>
> [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
>
> Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
>
> Patron: This is potato soup.
>
> Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
>
> Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
>
> [The waiter leaves.]
>
> Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
>
> The check:
> Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
> Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
> Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00
>更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 爱车一族 / 求救：发动汽车，一点声音都没有，哪位高手指点一下，大概会是什么原因？ 多谢，多谢！ -jiacky(小雨); 2002-2-6 (#359994@0)
    • 1。电瓶没电 2。starter不工作 3。分电器工作不正常 (这是俺的经验之谈，不一定对， 供参考) -edwinsheng(Ed); 2002-2-6 (#360007@0)
    • 大概是坏了 :P -charlie(charlie); 2002-2-6 (#360009@0)
      • 还是您一针见血。：) -edwinsheng(Ed); 2002-2-6 (#360012@0)
        • 跟microsoft学的，嘿嘿 -charlie(charlie); 2002-2-6 (#360165@0)
          • I have a Laid off Microsoft Tech Support Person as My Waiter... -edwinsheng(Ed); 2002-2-6 {1842} (#360171@0)
            本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Patron: Waiter!
            >
            > Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
            >
            > Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
            >
            > Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
            >
            > Patron: No, it's still there.
            >
            > Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with
            a
            > fork instead.
            >
            > Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
            >
            > Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
            >
            > Patron: A SOUP bowl!
            >
            > Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?
            >
            > Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
            >
            > Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
            >
            > Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
            >
            > Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
            >
            > Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
            >
            > Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
            >
            > Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
            >
            > Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
            >
            > Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
            >
            > [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
            >
            > Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
            >
            > Patron: This is potato soup.
            >
            > Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
            >
            > Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
            >
            > [The waiter leaves.]
            >
            > Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
            >
            > The check:
            > Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
            > Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
            > Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00
            >更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 如果车动了，说明发动机好，安静。如果车没动，可能是电池没电了。 -rollor(Rollor); 2002-2-6 (#360021@0)
    • it must be starter. 我朋友以前也是这样。 -jingyixue(云中月); 2002-2-6 (#360104@0)
    • You mean "Engine Does Not Crank, Starter Solenoid Does Not Click". -rolia123(123); 2002-2-6 {270} (#360173@0)
      Actually you can use a mutimeter to check the cranking system circuit by yourself.
      Possible Malfunction: Starter Solenoid need to be changed; Starter Motor mounting bolts need to be cleaned; Cranking Circuit Open or short to ground; Ignition Switch need to be changed.
    • thanks everyone . The problem is STARER .just 2 minutes to repair .Thanks again. -jiacky(小雨); 2002-2-6 (#360188@0)
    • hehe,可能是消音器太高级了:D -coolkie(Coolkie); 2002-2-6 (#360482@0)
    • 刚到家，赶紧上来再次谢谢大家。早上发完帖子，又查了一下以前的文章，看到TEDDYBEAR说的情况何我的差不多，可能是SARTER的问题， -jiacky(小雨); 2002-2-6 {123} (#360500@0)
      回去鼓捣几下就好了，就是接口松了，想想估计是昨晚路上的冰块刮的。
      再次感谢各位，ROLIA上的热心人真多。否则只能找拖车公司了。
      • 我把拖车都叫来了，吃一堑长一智 ：) -teddybear(新一年有个好心情); 2002-2-10 (#364281@0)

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