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>>A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs
>>the
>>dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a
>>head!
>>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
>>compassion.
>>
>>After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink; dad takes him
>>to the
>>bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest,
>>strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
>>curiously and
>>the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip
>>of
>>alcohol.
>>
>>Swoooop! A torso pops out!
>>
>>The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
>>shocked,
>>begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The
>>bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>>
>>Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and
>>wailing,
>>begs his son to drink again.
>>
>>The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole
>>affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
>>reaches
>>down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
>>
>>Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
>>
>>The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.
>>
>>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left . . .Then to
>>the
>>right . . . right through the front door, into the street, where a truck
>>runs
>>over him and kills him instantly.
>>
>>The bar falls silent. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have
>>quit
>>while he was a head."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net