本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Procedure #1 - In the case of a chemical attack, duct tape your office
> windows and doors and continue working on chargeable work until you
> suffocate and die or are rescued. If you do feel as if you may die,
> please leave a detailed pending list so that your successor may quickly
> pick up where you left off. Also as a general rule throughout these
> procedures please avoid dying on or around the work papers as this may be
> a risk to the firm.
>
> Procedure #2 - In the case of a nuclear attack or "dirty bomb," please use
> the firms issued radiation suit distributed at the February "Ice Cream
> Social." For the 95% of employees out in the field who were unable to
> attend the ice cream social, we ask that you purchase your own protective
> radiation suit so that you may remain chargeable during such an attack.
>
> Procedure #3 - In the case of an Apocalyptic end to the world as we know
> it please remember to submit your timesheet PRIOR to the 31st or 14th
> deadline. Failure to do so may result in a nasty email from the
> POSTMASTER and may result in you being damned to an eternity in hell as
> the POSTMASTER is actually Satan.
>
> I hope this email has offered some clarity. As always, it is up to your
> discretion whether to come to work in an emergency, but you'll need to be
> chargeable no matter what.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
> windows and doors and continue working on chargeable work until you
> suffocate and die or are rescued. If you do feel as if you may die,
> please leave a detailed pending list so that your successor may quickly
> pick up where you left off. Also as a general rule throughout these
> procedures please avoid dying on or around the work papers as this may be
> a risk to the firm.
>
> Procedure #2 - In the case of a nuclear attack or "dirty bomb," please use
> the firms issued radiation suit distributed at the February "Ice Cream
> Social." For the 95% of employees out in the field who were unable to
> attend the ice cream social, we ask that you purchase your own protective
> radiation suit so that you may remain chargeable during such an attack.
>
> Procedure #3 - In the case of an Apocalyptic end to the world as we know
> it please remember to submit your timesheet PRIOR to the 31st or 14th
> deadline. Failure to do so may result in a nasty email from the
> POSTMASTER and may result in you being damned to an eternity in hell as
> the POSTMASTER is actually Satan.
>
> I hope this email has offered some clarity. As always, it is up to your
> discretion whether to come to work in an emergency, but you'll need to be
> chargeable no matter what.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net